Filed under: Boston Red Sox, Boston Bruins, Boston Celtics, New England Patriots
Just a few quick suggestions for New Years Resolutions for some of the people in the Boston sports scene…
Terry Francona: a resolution to stop rocking back and forth in the dugout like some autistic child subsequently making everyone who is watching more nervous about his managing ability and self-confidence.
Paul Pierce: a resolution to not make a pouty-bitch face for all of 2006(the latter half of 2005 was a big improvement)
Larry Lucchino: a resolution to stop trying to control the Red Sox’ General Managers(whomever they may be either now or in the future).
The New England Patriots: a resolution to win SuperBowl XL(do resolutions work that way?)
John Henry: a resolution to stop lying to the public about Theo’s role in the Red Sox organization. Just because Theo shows up to the office everyday in a gorilla costume doesn’t mean anyone is being fooled.
Manny Ramirez: a resolution to keep the snake in its cage.
Bob Craft: a resolution to never ever change the pink tie/blue shirt with white collar combo on game days. Why mess with a good thing?
Patriots Fans: a resolution to prove Richard Seymour wrong and transform Gillette stadium into one of the most hostile, rowdy, energetic, and loud football venues for the playoffs and the following seasons. Even if you get your season tickets taken away because the asshole in front of you complained that you were yelling too loud and he practically got drunk off your breathe. At least you can be a fan of principle.
Red Sox Fans: a resolution to continue to remind yourselves that its alright that we currently don’t have a short-stop, 1st baseman, lead-off hitter, or centerfielder because opening day is still a long way away.
Celtics Fans: a resolution to keep cheering for your team. Even if you sometimes think that you are watching a high school team.
Bruins Fans: a resolution to keep chee–…er…well, uh…keep watching the games anyways.
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