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WELCOME TO BOSTONPROSPORTS.COM!
I am delighted and honored to be the featured writer here for bostonprosports.com and hope that you all enjoy the thoughts, opinions, and ideas regarding our four Olde Town teams here in the Hub(note: the New England Revolution has been omitted and will only be discussed if a)they win a national/world/intergalactic title or b)they start having team sex parties like the Minnesota Vikings)
As a brief introduction, this column will be written from the perspective of the average Boston fan. I claim to have no resources, expertise, or credentials that would separate me from your run of the mill Sully, Murph, or Larry found in [insert name here]’s Sports Bar in [insert Boston neighborhood here]. Unlike Ben Affleck, I will not grandiloquently declare I represent the entire Red Sox Nation or Boston fan base, but simply offer my insights on whatever may be going on in the world of Boston’s professional sports teams. I’m really just your average fan. I drink Pabst Blue Ribbon and take public transportation. I think Larry Bird and Doug Flutie are two of the best athletes in the history of sports. I would vote for Bill Belichick to be the president of MENSA. In 15 years I will question why Dave Roberts is not in the Hall of Fame. And I try hard to live a good, clean life because I am desperately afraid that if I continue to laugh at midgets and old people falling I will find myself in Hell sharing a room with George Steinbrenner, Carl Everett, Dan Duquette, and Jimmy Fallon. Yup, just your average Boston sports fan.
So please sit back, relax, and enjoy the ideas, reactions, philosophies, opinions, rants, raves, and tirades that go through the head of The Average Fan(yes I know I just referred to myself in the 3rd person – Ricky Henderson can I get an AMEN!).
Sincerely,
The Average Fan
P.S.
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